Braidy Bunch

If evolution is to be trusted as a successful subtraction process, something that very prudently even though after taking a lot of time gets rid of organs/body parts that have become obsolete, then i think i know whats going to go in the next filtering process..Hair

I tell you why..have you recently met anybody who has zero hair related problems..most of them are struggling to keep their hair together like a happy bunch/ponytail or even a decent head cover. The crowning glory is now the biggest reason for drowning pride of many- thanks to dandruff, premature greying of hair, hair fall etc etc and all this result in one thing- hair loss

Each and everyone of them is complaining that their hair use to be so thick, and dense and now they have been reduced to a distant memory of the past

So I am thinking that probably 20-25 generations later children will be born bald..and they will never ever have hair..but the good part is that these bald and beautiful future generations would be better off in so many ways

1. No longer would be the need to buy combs, hair pins, shampoo, conditioner, serum, hair colour, hair oil, take useless hair spas, and how can we forget expensive trendy haircuts no need to wreck your brains as to whats in and whats not

2. The gf of an amateur writer/poet would not have to sit through his recitations of immature and usually quirky similies and metaphors for her hair

3. During the cat fights one woman would have to think of something else to attack the other woman.

4. Women would have to now hold their pen/pencil in their hands as the loyal bun will not come to the rescue any more

5. Dialogues like- ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jaano ramesh babu would become redundant..yippie!!

6. Never again would people spend a fortune to buy their favourite celebrity's hair clump.

7. Future Rapunzels will have no bfs but then again in the final analysis its good!!